March 2011

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Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places

Hey Ladies!
It is time once again for my continuation of the all-time STUPIDEST questions and comments made to single ladies. So here is number 6. 6. QUESTION: “HAVE YOU TRIED ONLINE DATING?”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ummmmm helllloooooo….. aren’t we living in a virtual world? Am I 93 years old and living in an outhouse in  Siberia? Everyone I know who … Continue Reading

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Miss Winnie

Ladies,
If you have a pet, especially a dog, you will understand.
MISS WINNIE
Miss Winnie was found in a very desolate place but I have a suspicion that she landed here by way of Paris. She just seems so…well…French. She is always dressed well – her hair is coiffed and her tail is like a plume – … Continue Reading

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Wine Glass

Bottoms Up

Happy Tuesday Ladies!
I am on a quest for the Fountain of Youth in the form of plastic bottles with liquid inside. Yes, it has come to this. I am doing a juice cleanse.
Like Scarlett O’Hara said, Tomorrow is a new day. For my husband and I, this means starting our super exciting cleanse!
In order to … Continue Reading

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Drinkin’ the Kool Aid

Howdy Ladies!
I feel fat. And sluggish. And dumpy. Too many steaks. Too much red wine. And way too many fab dinners that I make for my husband every night. I can’t help it. I love to cook good food. And desserts. THIS MUST STOP.
So, to the land of cleanses I go. Oh yeah, that’s right. I’m … Continue Reading

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Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places

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Hey Ladies!
It is time once again for my continuation of the all-time STUPIDEST questions and comments made to single ladies. So here is number 6. 6. QUESTION: “HAVE YOU TRIED ONLINE DATING?”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ummmmm helllloooooo….. aren’t we living in a virtual world? Am I 93 years old and living in an outhouse in  Siberia? Everyone I know who … Continue Reading

Miss Winnie

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Ladies,
If you have a pet, especially a dog, you will understand.
MISS WINNIE
Miss Winnie was found in a very desolate place but I have a suspicion that she landed here by way of Paris. She just seems so…well…French. She is always dressed well – her hair is coiffed and her tail is like a plume – … Continue Reading

Wine Glass

Bottoms Up

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Happy Tuesday Ladies!
I am on a quest for the Fountain of Youth in the form of plastic bottles with liquid inside. Yes, it has come to this. I am doing a juice cleanse.
Like Scarlett O’Hara said, Tomorrow is a new day. For my husband and I, this means starting our super exciting cleanse!
In order to … Continue Reading

Drinkin’ the Kool Aid

0

Howdy Ladies!
I feel fat. And sluggish. And dumpy. Too many steaks. Too much red wine. And way too many fab dinners that I make for my husband every night. I can’t help it. I love to cook good food. And desserts. THIS MUST STOP.
So, to the land of cleanses I go. Oh yeah, that’s right. I’m … Continue Reading