May 2011Monthly Archives
Happy Monday Ladies!
I have talent. Let me tell you, when I do something, I go all the way. I kill plants. I excel at this. I don’t know why I was born with this talent. But it comes so naturally to me. I buy plants and I kill them. I have killed everything – herbs, gardenias, … Continue Reading
Ladies – Get Baked!!
It’s juicy, it’s yummy, it smells so good, it’s sweet, it’s satisfying, it’s a happy ending, everyone wants it…
NO, NOT ME SILLY!!!
It’s Apple Pie!!!
Now, I know that usually fall is the Apple Pie season, but here I go again being different. Let’s face it – we all can get apples year-round at … Continue Reading
I’m talkin’ like a goddamn New Yorker now!! (Say with heavy accent like My Cousin Vinny “Bustin my balls! style)
I can’t say enough good things about the Big Apple – but I’m gonna try! IN NEW YORK:
You can get whatever the hell you want to eat, whenever the hell you want it! My husband who … Continue Reading
ODE TO NEW YORK
It’s loud, it’s smelly, it’s go, go, GO!
The strong scent of sewers, urban soot, traffic and fresh pizza and bagel dough.
The sun comes through the skyscrapers dappling the streets.
You walk for blocks and blocks, denying your aching feet.
If you need inspiration or a little pick-me-up,
This city is like a triple espresso in … Continue Reading
Hello Dancing Ladies in the Pink!!
I am well into my second level of S Factor and let me tell you, it’s getting hard. More tricks than Houdini, more challenges than a marathon. Okay, maybe I am exaggerating a tad. But it definitely feels like we are learning new stuff at a rapid pace. Just when … Continue Reading
I WENT SHOPPING!!!
That’s it. That’s all I wanted to say.
Just kidding. But I know by telling you that, all of the fashionista ladies in the pink are going Ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhh. They KNOW how fun shopping is. They KNOW how it’s just the best thing ever. If I were rich, I swear I would … Continue Reading
Good Morning Ladies!!
But….is it? I started my day cleaning up diarrhea. Yup. Miss Winnie, who has a very delicate stomach, just couldn’t help herself and let ‘er rip all over the WHITE rug in the bathroom. Ugh. Major massacre. The stench? Overwhelming. The sight? Extremely unsettling.
Of course, I was not the one to discover this situation. … Continue Reading
Hello Ladies in the Pink in white!
Many of you watched the Royal Wedding Friday. Many of you (myself included) tried to avoid this nonsense and went about your business. However, not seeing the details is virtually impossible since it is all over the internet, news, E!, etc. I have nothing against William and Kate. They … Continue Reading