May 2011

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BLACK FINGER

Happy Monday Ladies!
I have talent. Let me tell you, when I do something, I go all the way. I kill plants. I excel at this. I don’t know why I was born with this talent. But it comes so naturally to me. I buy plants and I kill them. I have killed everything – herbs, gardenias, … Continue Reading

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Mmmmmmmmm….

Ladies – Get Baked!!
It’s juicy, it’s yummy, it smells so good, it’s sweet, it’s satisfying, it’s a happy ending, everyone wants it…
NO, NOT ME SILLY!!!
It’s Apple Pie!!!
Now, I know that usually fall is the Apple Pie season, but here I go again being different. Let’s face it – we all can get apples year-round at … Continue Reading

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ODE TO NEW YORK – PART DEUX

Yo ladies!
I’m talkin’ like a goddamn New Yorker now!! (Say with heavy accent like My Cousin Vinny “Bustin my balls! style)
I can’t say enough good things about the Big Apple – but I’m gonna try! IN NEW YORK:
You can get whatever the hell you want to eat, whenever the hell you want it! My husband who … Continue Reading

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LOVE AFFAIR IN NEW YORK

ODE TO NEW YORK  
It’s loud, it’s smelly, it’s go, go, GO!
The strong scent of sewers, urban soot, traffic and fresh pizza and bagel dough.
The sun comes through the skyscrapers dappling the streets.
You walk for blocks and blocks, denying your aching feet.
If you need inspiration or a little pick-me-up,
This city is like a triple espresso in … Continue Reading

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PRINCESS OF THE POLE

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Hello Dancing Ladies in the Pink!!
I am well into my second level of S Factor and let me tell you, it’s getting hard. More tricks than Houdini, more challenges than a marathon. Okay, maybe I am exaggerating a tad. But it definitely feels like we are learning new stuff at a rapid pace. Just when … Continue Reading

EAT YOUR HEART OUT BLOOMINGDALE’S

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Hi Ladies!!
I WENT SHOPPING!!!
That’s it. That’s all I wanted to say.
Just kidding. But I know by telling you that, all of the fashionista ladies in the pink are going Ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhh. They KNOW how fun shopping is. They KNOW how it’s just the best thing ever. If I were rich, I swear I would … Continue Reading

MASSACRE IN THE BATHROOM

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Good Morning Ladies!!
But….is it? I started my day cleaning up diarrhea. Yup. Miss Winnie, who has a very delicate stomach, just couldn’t help herself and let ‘er rip all over the WHITE rug in the bathroom. Ugh. Major massacre. The stench? Overwhelming. The sight? Extremely unsettling.
Of course, I was not the one to discover this situation. … Continue Reading

THAT’S NICE KATE BUT….

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Hello Ladies in the Pink in white!
Many of you watched the Royal Wedding Friday. Many of you (myself included) tried to avoid this nonsense and went about your business. However, not seeing the details is virtually impossible since it is all over the internet, news, E!, etc. I have nothing against William and Kate. They … Continue Reading