Hi Ladies!

Did you have a delicious weekend? I hope so! Any tying up or naughtiness? Well it was a close call for my friend Rebecca. She lives in L.A. and is a beautiful, single gal, so she gets all sorts of wackjobs and creeps sniffing around. She shared these texts with me from a Christian grey wannabe guy. CRAAAAZY.

 Rebecca wrote:

I gave him my number after having dinner with him and my roommate Lisa.  We have all known each other for over a decade and share lots of fuzzy memories from many years ago, but nothing sexual.  Lisa mainly keeps in touch with him, until now … all of these are texts from him afterwards.

Mr. X is a distinguished film executive in his 50s who chooses to live in a chic hotel in L.A.  He is about 6’ with dark hair and eyes of Italian and Greek decent.  He was a handsome man in his 40s, but hard partying and booze has caught up to him and now he looks a bit weathered and tired.  Overall he is charming and a great conversationalist.  He’s highly educated, well traveled and an avid art collector; a wine connoisseur and gentleman – when he wants to be.  He really doesn’t come off as creepy as those texts, which of course makes him even creepier!

Here are the texts he sent:

10:52pm

Thanx for coming. Do not tell Lisa. I would be so red faced embarrassed but I’ve been totally lusting for you, lol. Why am I even telling you this? Well the more times we hang the more I open up. I’m happy to keep it as a retarded fantasy but just felt it was time to cm clean lol. Sorry.

10:54pm

When you said you were Mormon, that did it. Have a very great history with non practicing Mormons. Forget I even told you this. Xo

10:58pm

You just sound like me if I were a girl. No one is smart enough to even be on my level sexually. Or just full of shit. Ur so cool and I think stupid sexy.

11:00pm

I’ve said too much. Forgive me.

11:01pm

And I know ur watchn tons of nasty porn. I just want to know how nasty lol

11:14pm

It’s the seduction. Talking. Watchn porn. Mixture of drugs. Outfits. Toys. Etc… Not just fuck. Although sometimes a 15min daytime just-shut-up-and-fuck-me-I-have-to-be-somewhere-in-10min is incredible lol

11:21pm

It’s there I know it and have known it and U constantly confirm it but it’s all timing. U now know and if U want to ever secretly explore it more U can and know if it doesn’t feel right nothing will happen and if it’s not amazing it won’t progress. Ur completely safe and no one would ever know and we would laugh about it. And if U never make that call it’s very cool too for whatever reason. Ur a friend and will always be that. Enuf said. Way too much. Lol

** The Next Night, he continues, eventhough Rebecca did not respond to ANY of his texts.

 

Lady gaga likes it.

5:30pm

It’s a long discussion. My fantasies are evolving, complex, hot, nasty, intense, etc…but require safety and comfort and no judgment and no boundaries

10:32pm

I might be the most sexual person u know for real

12:06am

I only want to handle your darkest, nastiest fantasies and I will strive to deliver them.

12:06am

I’ve said too much. Forgive me.

Then Rebecca had dinner with him, because Mr. X had offered to help Rebecca with her career goals. Rebecca is one smart cookie and was pretty sure he was just saying anything to get to see her, but she decided it would be fun to see what he had to say.

She reports:

Last night I had dinner with him and neither of us mentioned the texts, hahaha.  Good thing the meal was good because he is moot on the job front unless I become his plaything I suspect.  He offered me coke after dinner, it was quite gross and pathetic.   Whatever, just another pointless misguided millionaire with his head up his ass. LA has a surplus of them! 

I should note that Rebecca is no goody two shoes, and she has had her share of misbehavior in the bedroom, but what this guy was offering was more sleaze and cheese for her tastes.

LADIES – DO YOU HAVE A CHRISTIAN GREY STORY?! TELL US ALL ABOUT IT!