Happy Friday ladies!!!!

Glad it’s Friday. But not glad that I still have this insanity in my world….

I am losing it

I AM LOSING MY MIND, I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

I AM PACING AROUND, I AM SLAMMING DOORS.

THE GODDAMN NEIGHBORS ARE AT IT AGAIN

THEIR DAMN DOGS ARE BARKING EVERY MINUTE, TIMES 10.

WE FILLED OUT THE FORMS, WE CALLED THE POLICE,

BUT NOTHING HAS CHANGED, THEY ARE STILL LOUD, OBNOXIOUS BEASTS.

I HEAR THEM ALL DAY, MY JAW TIGHT, I CLENCH MY TEETH,

THERE IS NO WAY OUT, NO QUIET, NO RELIEF.

OH WHY OH WHY DO THEY EVEN HAVE DOGS AT ALL?

THEY DON’T SEEM TO GIVE A CRAP, THEY ARE ALWAYS AWOL.

THEY DON’T WALK THE DOGS, THEY JUST SCREAM AT THEM,

THE WIFE’S OBLIVIOUS, THE HUSBAND’S A REAL GEM.

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE THIS STOP?

WHY DOES NO ONE PAY ATTENTION? WHERE ARE THE COPS?

I CALLED TO FIND OUT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON,

BUT I GET VOICEMAIL AND EVERYONE AT ANIMAL CONTROL SEEMS GONE.

The neighbors just don't give a ….CRAP!

DON’T THEY KNOW THAT MY SUMMER IS BEING DESTROYED BY THIS RACKET?!

DON’T THEY KNOW I’M GOING CRAZY AND WILL SOON NEED A STRAIGHT-JACKET?!

I FEAR FOR MY OWN SANITY, DAY IN AND DAY OUT,

ALL I CAN DO IS COMPLAIN, AND BE ANNOYED AND SEVERELY POUT.

DOES ANYONE OUT THERE KNOW MY PLIGHT?

CAN ANYONE SEND OVER THE DOG WHISPERER TONIGHT?

OR PERHAPS A TEAM OF RENEGADE TROOPS,

WHO CAN SHOW THOSE NEIGHBORS, SPLATTER THEIR HOUSE WITH POOP.

OH HOW I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS,

I HAVE A SLEW OF DEVIOUS, REVENGE-GETTING PLANS.

BUT I HAVE TO BE A GOOD CITIZEN AND GO THROUGH THE MOTIONS,

I HOPE SOMETHING HAPPENS SOON, BEFORE I THROW MYSELF INTO THE OCEAN!!

I might pull a Joan Crawford!