Ladies who love scandal,

The cat’s out of the bag. Arnold’s been a bad bad boy. YAWN. Why am I not up in arms like millions of people out there? Why am I not surprised? Well, as they say, a leopard doesn’t change his spots. Everyone has heard the rumors. He himself admitted to being a womanizer years ago, before he married Maria. There was footage and photos aplenty of him gallivanting around, the big bad ladies’ man.

And, if you have any insight into Hollywood, which I do through friends, you would have heard many more stories – how he and Maria supposedly would go to strip clubs together, how on set, he fondled a woman’s breasts right in front of everyone, and no, it wasn’t in the script. To think that Maria didn’t know what she was getting into is just plain bullshit. You don’t take a man like that and think that a wedding ring is going to make him wholesome. Hell no.

Poor clueless wonder

An actor AND a politician? Maria, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??!!

Lord have mercy on those who choose an actor – the stories of their overly affectionate fans and reciprocal attention and hot romances on set are as old as Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton on the set of Cleopatra, Ava Gardner and Frank Sinatra, and Katherine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy. Falling in love with your co-star is still alive and well today, hello Brad and Angelina!

I think what irks most about this story, is the pure disgusting fact that the housekeeper, Patty, remained in the house after she got pregnant and stayed through the kid’s birth and years after. The proper thing for Mr. Governor to do would have been to discreetly get rid of Patty and set her up somewhere else and remove her from his household. But no. That is just not good enough for the muscle man from Austria. His bravado and arrogance go way beyond common decency. If he can marry a Kennedy AND become Governor with everyone knowing what a cad he is, then why the hell not keep your mistress and mother of your bastard child closeby? It is much more convenient.

Had he just been an actor, it would not have been so bad for poor Arnie. Celebrity scandals are a dime a dozen. Look at Heidi Fleiss, Hugh Grant’s infamous blowjob, Tiger Woods, David Letterman – the list goes on and on. But to think you can hide a household of shame as a public figure? Well, that’s one step too far. He probably thought since Clinton got away with his oral history, then surely people would forgive the Terminator. Who thought Clinton would look DEMURE compared to Arnold? Boy are we scraping the bottom of the barrel!

This all upsets me too but the thing that really galls me is why the hell Maria stayed in this mess? What is with these educated, capable women remaining in the worst relationships of all time?! And don’t go telling me that she didn’t know that kid was his. P-L-E-A-S-E. Just one look at that kid and the jig is up. I don’t care what cockamamie story that housekeeper made up when she started showing her predicament through her Lycra work wear. No way in hell Maria wouldn’t know. A wife knows when her husband is cheating, ESPECIALLY with the help, right under your nose. To keep this woman under your roof, knowing what’s growing inside her is just plain whacko. I’m not saying that it is Maria’s fault that Arnold cheated. No woman is at fault for a man putting his penis where it doesn’t belong. I’m saying that as an adult and a strong woman, she could have left her husband and she chose not to. WTF??

Perhaps, since there is a Kennedy involved AND a narcissistic actor/politician dealing with this, they just thought they could control the situation and keep the truth to themselves. I mean, Senator Kennedy had the same insane attitude when he drove the car off the bridge leaving Mary Jo behind. “They will never know.” Yeah, right. Maybe Patty threatened to blackmail them and go to the media, but then  I suspect they wouldn’t have kept her in their employ. She would have just “retired” early.

What a cute couple!

And I am so mad at what people are saying about how ugly and fat the housekeeper is. That’s a no-brainer if you ask me. Frankly, I think Maria is one weird looking lady, small chin, high big forehead and all. But that’s not even the point. You must think of availability my friends. Say the Governor wants a late night snack, and I’m not talking about something in the kitchen. Well, if the only thing around is a heavyset helper, then that’s what you go for. Men who want sex are not picky. Do I really have to tell you that? Men will tell you that they don’t give a rat’s ass what the girl looks like if they just want to get laid.

Maria may have thought she was safe hiring an unattractive assistant. If you don’t know, ask Joan Rivers to explain it to you – she walked in and saw the buxom pretty little thing hired to nanny her grandson and told her daughter she was nuts. I agree. I will never ever have a young, attractive woman working around my husband if I can help it. That’s just tempting fate. It’s like holding up a nice juicy bunny rabbit to a wolf. He’s just getting hungrier and hungrier and let me tell you, that wolf will eat. In Arnold’s case, it didn’t matter how ugly she is, convenience far outweighed looks.

Now Maria looks like a pathetic fool and Arnold looks like, well, just like he did before but worse. And their real children are going to be teased at school and need lots of therapy. Thank God they can afford it. And that poor bastard kid Christopher is screwed for life. The housekeeper? Well, she may either get some money (she may already have) from some tabloid or tell-all book. Ay Papi! Hey – if Snooki can write a book, so can anyone. And if Justin Bieber can write his life story at age 17, well, then I expect Arnold’s illegitimate son Christopher’s book out when he’s about 10, maybe sooner.

Spitting image of Papi

All I can say is that I hope Maria gets her shit together and gets the hell away from that dog of a man. Maria, you should have Terminated Patty years ago, and now you need to Terminate your husband.

And who knows how many other illegits he may have out there. He’s no longer the Terminator – He’s the Procreator.

Ladies – why do women stay in relationships with cheating, good-for-nuthin’ men?