May 2011

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LAME-O QUESTIONS FROM THE GP, CONTINUED…

All My Single Ladies!!
7. QUESTION: “HAVE YOU TRIED MEETING GUYS IN DIFFERENT PLACES OR UNIQUE WAYS?” We continue, oh dear ladies, with my hilarious stories from the other side – the planet of the Single Gal. My preferred answer is “Why no, I never thought of that. I sit on my couch every night in my negligee … Continue Reading

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Greetings from Maine!

FAMILY BRUNCH

Happy Long Weekend Ladies! I hope you have some lovely plans with friends and/or family! I tried out this spectacular easy dish last weekend on houseguests and my guinea pigs ate it up! It’s so terrific for a large group because you make it ahead and serve everyone all at once and don’t have to feel … Continue Reading

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LETTER FROM A SURVIVOR

HI HEALTHY LADIES!!
Today, I would like to share with you a letter that my friend passed along to me from one of his friends, who is surviving cancer. Her letter touched me deeply and I thought of it all that day and for days after that. I know this person and she is a vibrant, … Continue Reading

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Identity crisis

IDENTITY CRISIS

Hello single and married ladies! When you are getting married, you think about all sorts of things and the actual wedding takes up most of your thoughts. In these modern times, most people are already living together before the wedding, so the arguments and negotiations of where to put what and coming together for a decorative … Continue Reading

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Green grass

LEAN GREEN BREAKFAST MACHINE

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Hi Health-conscious ladies! What’s for breakfast? Bagel and cream cheese? Delicious! Eggs and bacon? Yum! Pancakes? Soooo good.
But not the best breakfast my dear health-conscious ladies. So what to eat? I tried cereal which isn’t bad, egg white scramble  – okay but a lot of pans and whatnot and not the best flavor. So may I … Continue Reading

Glorious Bar Harbor Maine

MONDAY MOTIVATION

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Happy Monday Ladies!  
I myself abhor this term because it doesn’t make sense. Mondays are not so happy. I’m not a huge fan of Mondays. The weekends are way too short and Monday represents the start of a long work week. I know it is mostly psychological and I try to tell myself that, as … Continue Reading

You had me at "George"

EYE CANDY

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Happy weekend Ladies!! Whatchou lookin’ at??!!
Everyone likes people watching right? I am with two of my friends at an outdoor place for lunch in Huntington Beach. A really beefy guy with no shirt on walks by (we are at the beach after all) and my friend says to the other “Oh, here comes one.” The other … Continue Reading

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SHOULDA COULDA WOULDA

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HI LADIES!!
THINGS I WISH I HAD KNOWN
Shoulda, coulda, woulda. How ironic that it takes age to gain the wisdom of understanding important things. That’s all well and good, but unfortunately, many of those things could have been really helpful oh, say about 20 years ago!!!
I don’t have many regrets, but it is interesting to look … Continue Reading

Serenity Now!

OH JOY! OH GLEE! Hip Hip Horeeeee!!!

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Hello Awesome Ladies! Today is a glorious day indeed
I only recently planted the seed
Yet the fruits of my labor seem already here
The sun is shining and the skies are clear!!
BECAUSE, you see ladies –
THE NEIGHBOR’S DOGS ARE NOT BARKING!!!
Halleluiah and Zippidy doo dah!
I seriously am in complete and total awe.
It was only two days ago that … Continue Reading

Here's their cheesy sign - what an eyesore!

HELLO MRS. KRAVITZ!

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Howdy Neighborhood Ladies!
I am not a nosy neighbor. I believe that people should do their own thing and live their life. If they want to put 100 pink flamingoes in their yard –fine. Paint their house bright blue – whatever. One thing I love about Southern California is that there are so many areas where … Continue Reading

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